A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is
parked on
the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything
checks
out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls
into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,
we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out
and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies, "Where else in NewYork City can I park
my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
