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I am thankful for ......

The partner who hogs the covers every night because he/she is
not out with
someone else.

The teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching tv, because
that means
he/she is at home and not on the streets.

For the taxes that i pay, because it means that i am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that i
have been
surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means i
have enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work, because it means i am in the sunshine.

For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and
gutters that
need fixing, because it means i have a home.

For all the complaining i hear about the government, because it
means that
we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot i find at the farend of the parking lot,
because it
means i am capable of walking and that i have been blessed with
transportation.

For my huge heating bill, because it means i am warm.

For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it
means that i can hear.

For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means i have
clothes to wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because
it means i
have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes of in the early morning hours, because
it means that i am alive.

And finally.......
For too much e-mail, because it means i have friends who are
thinking of
me.

(send this to someone you care about, and when you think your
life is so bad, read this again.)

 
 
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